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Cause yoganna love this dick I'm like a sexual snowflake.

" Your pants remind me of Vegas.

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Are you the new Xbox? because I want to commit to you.

Can I borrow a kiss? I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend? So are you a breast man or a thigh man? I want to lay down with you beside the fire and underneath the buttocks of the dancing trees.

I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

Someone told me girls hate having orgasms; want to help me prove them wrong? Because you just made my pussy cum! I think my allergies are acting up.

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