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Her perky breasts jutted straight up with erect nipples.

They had hidden all her clothes and could send dirty pictures of her to all her friends.

It wasn't a great first impression, but my friend got an A on her test so that was worth the cringe factor! Realizing that he actually had my escaped sexy stocking in his hand, he dropped it like it had burned him and took a hasty step backwards, tripping on the bottom step of the stairs.

Later that night my wife told me Peg saw the enema bag hanging and I told them you needed an enema.

The poor girl is Susie Silvey, who was actually the skating silhouette in the opening title sequence of Octopussy.

On the Menu: One Hot Mess "I'm a hostess at a restaurant and really into one of the cooks.

Virginia Madsen is the socialite who gets her shirt torn open by Andrew McCarthy.

Four hours later, I woke up with no recollection of anything following the underwear decision, but one thing I realized very quickly was that my bra and underpants were missing.

After lots of trips to the mall, I was sure I'd found the perfect look: a holographic dress like one I'd seen Dakota Fanning wear.

They had invited a bunch of their little friends over to torment her.